Big... Shilpa...

"Big Brother" aur Shilpa ka rishta to ab agle kisi naye vivad tak koi nahi bhool payega chahe wo Bhartiya sarkar ho ya British sarkar. Rajneeti ke galiyaron ko garam karne ke saath saath Shilpa ne apne bank account ko bhi karodon ka wajan de diya hai.

Aaj tak hindi film udhyog me dviteey shreni ki abhinetriyon me aane wali Shilpa ke liye ab filmon aur vigyapano ke buland darwaze khul chuke hai. Soundarya prasadhan banane wali companio ko to jaise "Big Brother" ki vijeta ke roop me "God Mother" mil jayegi.

Kuchh bhi ho lekin "Big Brother" jaise reality show ne logon ko paise ka mahatva batana to shuru kar diya hai. Paison ke liye apne tan ke kapdon tak ka dhyan na rakhne wale un logon ko apni jaati aur nasal par kiye hue shabdon ke prahar ka bhi koi farak nahi padta.

Kal tak show ke band kamron ke bheetar galiyon ki bouchhar karne wali "Jade Goody" ko Shilpa adaalat ke katgharon me khada karne ko aatur thi. Show ko jeetne ke baad use hi gale se laga kar badhaiyan lee ja rahi thee. Waheen Shilpa ki maata ji us hi ladki ke Bharat bhraman ke douran use bhojan ke liye aamantrit karna chahti hain. Yeh sab Sirf isliye kyonki ye show ke nirmataon ki maang thi jise poora na karne par Vijeta ka naam bhi badla ja sakta hai aur shayad Vijeta bhi.

Lokpriyata ke chano ko bhunane ke liye Television naam ke dabbe me wo sab dikhaya jata hai jo nirmata chahta hai. Aur us hi kalpanikta ke peechhe hum kuchh dinon se paglaye hue hain.

Pahle se banaye hue aur soche samjhe tareekon se vijetaon ka parinam nikalne wale is tarah ke reallity show apne TRP ko badane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakate hain. Phir jo kuchh Shilpa ke saath hua wo to kuchh naya nahi hai. Sath hi yeh Meena bazaar ki us abhinetri ke liye bhi bada nahi jisne apne shuruaati dour me film ki script tak padhna munasib nahi samjha tha.

Hindustan...

Paach hazaar varsh pahle hamare desh wasi ved mantron ka uchcharan kar ke param pita parmeshwar se yachna karte the "sabka bhala karo bhagwan sabko sukh aur shaanti do" aur 500 varsh pahle bhakti ke darshak Guru Nanak Dev ne is hi baat ko saral bhasha me duhraya me "nanak naam chadhdi kala tere paande sabka bhala".
Parantu sabke liye sukh aur shaanti maangne wale hindustani kya khud sukh se rah sake? Rahte bhi to kaise unki dharti ka doosra naam "sone ki chidiya hai jiski mitti me sona aur jungalon me chandan hai".
Shayad is hi liye prakruti ne iski suraksha ke liye uttar me himalaya dakshin me hind mahasagar, poorab me Bangal ki khadi aur pashchim me thar ka registan bana diya tha.
Phir bhi sone ki chamak aur chandan ki khushboo baahar ke hamlavaron ko lubhaati rahi, Sikandar ke ghodon ki tapon ne hamari dharti ke seene kee dhadkane tez kar dee Mangol, Arab, Mugal,Purtgali, Francisy aur Angrez koi bhi peechhe na raha sab aaye aur aate hi rahe.
shayad nahi jante the jahan duniya wale apni apni matrbhoomi se pyar karte hain wahin hindustani apni matrbhoomi ki pooja karte hain.
Karod hindustaniyon ki bhavnaon ko shabdon me dhalte hue hi to bankim babu ne kaha tha "Sujlam suflam malyaj sheetlam shashya shamlam matram " hamlavaron ko haar maan kar jaana pada aur kuchh log yahin ke ho kar rah gaye unhe hamari dharti maa ne god le liya aur itihaas sakshi hai maa ne apni kokh se janme aur god liye bachcho me kabhi antar nahi rakha shayad is hi liye jab jab kisi hamlawar ne hamari dharti par kadam rakhna chaha sab bachche seena tan kar khade ho gaye aur seema suraksha ki deewar khadi ho gayi.
Hamlawar is deewar se takrakar wapas jate rahe jo 1962 me hua wahi 65 me aur wahi 71 me har baar hindustaniyon ne wapas jaate hue dushman ki taraf dosti ka haath badhaya kyon ki hamari dharti ne hame sikhaya hai ki agar nafrat karne wale nafrat ka daman nahi chhodte to muhabbat karne wale muhabbat ka daman kyon chhode.

(Courtesy "Border")

Budiya..

Subah ki sunahri dhoop na jane kambal ke kis surakh se aankhon me ghus gayi aur kaano ke liye naashta taiyar tha "Raat ko itni der tak na jane kya karta rahta hai aur dopahar tak sota rahega". Har maa ko waqt me teen ghante jod kar batane ki aadat hoti hai. Lekin roz ki tarah chai ke liye rasoi me jaata uske pahle hi ek anjaan chehre ne barbas hi meri nazaron ko kheench liya.

Kandhon par umar ka bojh, hathon me kaam karne ki umang, mathe par chinta ki kuchh lakeeren aur honthon par halki si muskan liye wo aurat sirf apne kam me hi mashgul thi.

Imtahaan ke din nazdeek aane lage aur main achchhe bachchhe ki tarah subah jaldi uthane laga. Magar kamare ki khidki par padhne baithana sirf bahana tha bahar dekhne ka. Intazar to sirf lakdiya beenane wali us boodhi aurat ka hota tha na ki apne sabak poore hone ka. Wo aati ghar ke pichhwade se lakdiyan uthati, ikattha karti aur bandh kar le jati.

Ab to padhai roz hoti thi aur roz khidki se aankhon ko us bhoodhi ko dekhne ka intazaar rahta tha. Bahut dino tak silsila chalta raha par maine ye nahi socha ki ye koun hai aur kya karti hai.

Maa se ek din baton baton me pata chala ki wo ghar se thodi door par kuchh logon ke yahan par bartan manjti hai aur chulhe ke lakdiyan hamare ghar ke peechhe se chun kar le jati hai.

Dimag me lekin abhi bhi kuchh sawal kulmula rahe the jaise wo rahti kahan hai, kitne log hain uske ghar me aur sabse badi baat kis koum ki hai? Maine khud usase hi poochhne ka faisla kiya. Raat bhar sirf subah hone ke intazaar me hi kat gayi aur subah hote hi uske aane ka intazaar shuru ho gaya. Lekin mukammal waqt ke beet jane ke bad bhi uske aane ka hi intazaar tha aur raat ko bhi wahi baat ghoomati rahi ki "wo kyon nahi aayi". Aankh kab lagi pata nahi chala lekin band aankhon se raat me dekha hua sapna abhi tak yaad tha.

Baramde se jakar akhabar uathaya to uski surkhiyan bhi mere sapne ko bayaan kar rahi thi aur tasveer uski jiska kal se mujhe intazaar tha. Khabar thi "Shahar me koumi dangon me teen ghar jale."

Kaam..

Aankhon me raha kabhi dil main utar kar nahi dekha..
Kashti ke musafir ne kabhi Samandar nahi dekha...

Patthar dil hain wo kahte hain duniya wale..
Wo to Mom hai kisine chhukar nahi dekha...

Kale sheeshon se duniya nazar nahi aati..
Nangi aankhon se bhi hijr me chand nahi dekha...

Rone gaane ko hazaron hai duniya me..
Bachche ke honthon ki muskan ko nahi dekha...

Koum, Jat, Dharm, Vatan sab kuchh yad hai hume..
Insaan ka kaam Tumne, Maine aaj tak karke nahi dekha...

Salaam..

Din jiska maine teen saalon tak intazar kiya har ek pal sirf ek hi aarman dil me tha kis tarah aakhiri ki kataron se nikal kar sabse aage pahunch jaun. Himmat to itni thi ki pal bhar me wahan chala jaun par logon ki baton ka khayal aa gaya. Log kya kahenge bade bhai ki wajah se pahle hi saal me khada ho gaya aage ja kar. Ek bar phir apni jaldbaji me bhai ka naam badnaam na ho to ek saal ka ek lamba safar phir se shuru ho gaya. Lekin is bar aakhiri katar se nikal kar main theek us jagah ke peeche aa chuka tha jahan main jana chahta tha.

Ek saal wo hi khaki vardi par is bar kandhon par Lal nishan the. Lekin duniya me koi kuchh bhi kar sakta hai lekin logon ki zuban ko pakadna namumkin hai, wo hi saari baten hone lagi jinhe rokne ke liye apne safar ko maine lamba karna munasib mana tha. Bhai ne kaha "Tu ye kali patti wali rank laga kar kya kar lega agar platoon commander banna hai to sunahri (golden) rank honi chahiye." "Tu un logon ki baten hi kyon sunta hai jo khud saalon se kuchh nahi kar paye" bahi bola. Bat to sahi thi aur sach kahoo to mere dimag me janch gayi thi. Ab to sirf ek hi manzil hai wo kaise bhi kar ke TSC poora karna. Mujhe pata tha jis jagah par main khada hona chahta hoon wo bahut hi chhoti hai par shayad meri khwahishen hi chhoti hain.

Sare imthaan, sari takleefen aur sari mushkilen sabhi tinkon ki tarah udti ja rahi thee. Firing, night march, map reading sabhi bahut bada tha mere sathiyon ke liye par mere chhote se lakshya ke samne kuch nahi. Kab mere kandhe sunahre ho gaye khud hi pata na chala.
Itna sab karne ke bad me ab shayad logon ke pas kahne ko kuch rah na gaya tha ya phir kahne ki koowat. Ab meri manzil aur mujh me sirf chand logon ki muhar lagni baki thi magar jis muhar ki mujhe jaroorat thi wo to mere Sir (bhai) laga chuke the.

"Intazaar kisi ka kab tak kiya jaye ek din to sab hassil hai" mere hi likhe lafz mere dimag me the jab us jagah par khada main aapne Tirange ko Salaam (salute) kar raha tha. Khaki kalafdar (starched) vardi, Golden ranks aur wo sabhi jo main pahle bahut bar pahan chuka tha lekin pahli bar unki keemat mahsoos hui thi. Har pal yahi lagta tha bus waqt yaheen ruk jaye par wo ho nahi sakta tha. Ek awaaz par sare kadam ek sath chal pade aur wo nazara dekhne ko mere aansoon bhi betab ho kar aankhon ke kone se jhankne lage the. Wo pukar jis par poore platoon ke kadam aur chehre ek sath uthe the wo kisi kargil ke jawan ko undar baitha gayi thi.

Mujhe kounsi bat wahan bulati thi aaj tak pata nahi par main kabhi bhi apne aap ko rok na pata tha(Aaj bhi nahi rok pa raha hoon). Lekin pyar sathiyon ka, har kadam par sath aur sabse bada unka bharosa jo mere peeche hatne wale kadmon ko bhi rok lete the.
Shoukat ka turnout ho Harsh ka salute, Gajju ka file formation ya Jat ko harane ki shart sab apne aap me lajawab the.

Ek saal bad phir se aisa lagta hai ki us hi pared ground me milkar phir se milkar Tirange ko wo salaam de jiske bad hume khud par naaz hota hai. Wo hi aawaz laga de koi jis par hum phir se anek kadmon ko ek taal par milakar chalte the.
Salaam ke hakdar to tum log bhi ho jinhone mera har tarah se sath diya us Tirange ko salaam karne layak banne me.

Tujhe salaam Dada(bhai) tu har waqt me mere sath hai ye janta hoon main.

Shoukat miya tumhe salaam kar ke main apni hi izzat badhata hoon tujhe dekhkar logon ko pata chalta hai ki dosti me koum koi mayne nahi rakhti.

Harsh: tune mujhe har bar salaam kiya hai lekin aaj tu jis jagah par khada hone ja raha hai whan pahunchne ki mehnat ko mera salaam.

Jat : tu na hota to shayad tujhse aage nikalne ki chahat hi nahi hoti salaam huzoor.

Gajju: tera hona mere sath hamesha takat ka ahsaas dilata tha tere jaisa right hand guide mujhe nahi milge aaj mera bhi salaam kubool kar

Rohit (now in army) : mere dost tujhe hamesha maine apna shooting guru mana hai aur ab to tu rank ke hisaab se bhi salaam lene layak ho gaya hai salaam guru!!

aur aakhiri me Desh ki Dhadkan
Tiranga tujhe har din salaam

Sukoon aur Dard..

Sukoon aur dard me fasla kya hai
Dono chehron se jhalakte hain.

Dil ki khushi din me jhalakti hai
Yaad ke aansoon raaton me jharte hain.

Jam jashn ke toot-toot ke girte hain
Veerane me hum chhune me bhi darte hain.

Mahfilon me kuchh palon ki zindagi hai
Ghar ke aalam shamshan se badtar lagte hain.

Khwabon ki duniya badi rageen hai
Haqeekat me hum ab bhi aahen bharte hain.

Chand bhi hai Khafa..

Jaate jaate main tumhe ye kah na saka
Meri duniya me tere bina hai kya rakha.

Tamanna karoon kuchh pane ki kya kabhi
Gharondon ko tak main bacha na saka.

Umeedon ko poora karna bus me nahi ab
Zindagi se khud rahta hoon thaka-thaka.

Sitare chale gaye gardish me sare
Chand bhi aaj kal hai mujhse khafa.

Halat ban gaye matam ke gulashan me
Saanse hone lagi hain jism se dafa.

Aawaz bhi jati nahi tujh tak ab to
Parde me ja chhupe hain wade aur wafa.

Pyar aur Takrar....

Khelne ka waqt mil jaye aaj sath tere
Arman kuchh to poore ho phir se mere.

Ladna tujhse ek kameej par din bhar
Dekhana tamashe sadak par madari ko ghere.

Pyar aur takrar me fark nahi hamare liye
Apni bat karke bane rahna goonge bahre.

Chori chhupe ghusna ghar me rat ko
Chourahon par dena ghanton tak phere.

Sikhaya tune mujhe kya kya nahi
Pehla dost hai tu dil me mere.

Waqt ne paida ki dooriyan meelon ki
Lahoo-o-khayal wahi hain aaj bhi tere-mere.

KYON...

Kisi ki peshani ki lakeeron ko dekh laga yoon
sare jahan me hai shakhs pareshan kyon.

Gamon ka saya to sabhi par padta hai
kisi ke jane par ye ashkon ka dariya kyon.

Bachche ka rona aangan me lage pyara
bachchi ki kilkariyon pe ye hangama kyon.

Ameer ke ghar ka alaav ghee se jala
Gareeb ke choolhe aur ghar me andhiyara kyon.

Sabak dete samjhate hain log sabhi ko
Aaine me dekhne ka khud ko nahi koi paimana kyon.

Had ho Gayi

Is kadar chahat ka imtahan na leejiye
Kyon ho khafa ye bayan to keejiye.

Kar deejiye maf agar ho khata meri
Yoon chup rahkar saza to na deejiye.

Har khwahish meri tujh se hi shuru hai
poora karoon inhe koi sira to deejiye.

chahat ki aapni misal kya doon tumhe
jaan bhi hai aapki ek bar aazma kar dekhiye.

Had ho gayi hai adaon ki ab to
hume dekh kar muskura to deejiye.

Tujh Par...

Katara katara dhoop ka girta hai tujh par
Ye rang abra ka bahut khilta hai tujh par.

Aaj se pahle kabhi dekha na tujhe aise
Kahan se aaya hai ye shabab tujh par.

Ghayalon ki fehrist me dakhil ho jaun main bhi
Waise bhi ilzam kahan padta hai tujh par.

Honsh walon ke hawaas guma diye tune
Ab to anpad bhi sare aam likhta hai tujh par.

Galiyon se guzarna mushkil ho gaya hai mere
Har ek shakhs shahar ka marta hai tujh par.

Nigahon ki rahon se (Aazad)

Koi chaudhveen raat ka chand ban kar

tumhaare tasavvur me aaya to hoga.

Kisi se to kee hogi tum ne muhabbat

kisi ko gale se lagaya to hoga.

Tumhaare Khayalon ki angadaiyon me

meri yaad ke phool mahake to honge.

Kabhi apni aankhon ke kajal se tum ne

mera naam likh kar mitaya to hoga.

Labon se muhabbat ka jadu jagakar

bhari bazm me sab se nazren bacha kar.

Nigahon ki rahon se dil me sama kar

kisi ne tumhe bhi churaya to hoga.

Kabhi aaine se nigahen milakar

jo lee hogi bharapoor angadai tune.

To ghabarake khud teri angadaiyon ne

tere husn ko gud-gudaya to hoga.

Nigahon me shama-e-tamanna jala kar

taki hongi tum ne bhi raahen kisi ki.

Kisi ne to vada kiyaa hoga tum se

kisi ne tumhe bhi rulaya to hoga.

Koi chaudhveen raat ka chand ban kar

tumhaare tasavvur me aaya to hoga .

Kisi se to kee hogi tum ne muhabbat

kisi ko gale se lagaya to hoga.

Zindadili Se Hath De Koi

Yadon ke sahare teri zindagi guzar de koi
Har ek hansee par doulat-e-jahan var de koi

Jane ke bad me main itna yad kyon aaya tujhe
Is bat ka kabhi to mukammal jawab de koi.

Zindagi me rakhne ko bacha hi kya hai
Jo hasil kiya ab tak uska hakdar de koi.

Zamane ke angaron ne daga hai dil ko
Kabhi to thandak-e-shadab de koi.

Pairon ko jamkar zameen par chaloon ab
Dost bankar zindadili se hath de koi.

Tadpane ko phir se aa na jaye tu kaheen se
Is chehre ko badalne ko thoda sa hijab de koi.